Saturday, November 03, 2018

Girl Code


Never hate a woman you have never met.
Never date a friend's ex. Unless you don't want her as your friend.
Never reveal another female's secret.
Never leave an inebriated friend alone at a bar.
Never invite a friend's enemy to the party. You gotta stay together to survive the war :-).  
Never dine alone with a friend's boyfriend or husband. Unless she is dead.  
Never stay quiet when a friend is falling for an asshole. You will be cleaning the mess later anyways.  
Never trust a girlfriend who dates a married man or never trust a girlfriend who is having an extra-marital affair. There are simply no excuses.  
Never give constructive criticism in public. Give it to her in person.  And most importantly -
Never treat other women disrespectfully. It gives men ideas.

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